The Watson and I are going to see New Moon tonight. Don’t worry we aren’t obsessed fans that might cry when the movie starts. More likely we’ll be the jerks in the row behind you laughing at all the awkwardness and heavy breathing on the screen. I won’t lie that’s what we were like when we saw Twilight at the dollar show.

I told Amy that we aren’t allowed to sit by anyone because I really don’t want to get yelled at for our sarcastic remarks. It’s about the experience of the movie, not the movie itself. Plus, I won’t have to feel bad about not working out tonight because Amy makes me laugh so hard it’s like doing sit-ups anyways.

At work yesterday someone’s daughter had a baby and named her Isabella, yes it is thought after Bella in Twilight. This scares me. These poor babies being born that are named after characters in a book. And let’s be honest, a book that wasn’t exactly well written. It’s not like it’s a classic. This lady got lucky. The plot is great, the writing, not so much.

Moving on, it just so happens that Jacob is one of the only boy names Chuck and I have both liked. Now, if* we ever have a boy Jacob is totally out of the question because of all the twilight freaks.  Now if only I can get Chuck to like Evan…

Total bummer.

*THAT IS A BIG IF DON’T READ INTO IT. THANKYOUVERYMUCH