You should probably sit down for this.

Are you sitting?

Ok.

I’ve killed many, many plants in my day. I drowned a cactus and dried out orchids.  C’mon I killed a bamboo stalk and I’m not even sure how I did it.

There must be magic in our house because I’ve managed to not only keep this cactus alive but it’s prospering.

Shut UP, it’s blooming!!!   So pretty!  My Dad should be proud.

Not to mention that my weeping willow is also doing well.  I don’t have a picture of it though.

Would you look at that, my thumb might have some green in it after all.